A Leisurely Hiatus

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

chasingthesunrises:

Lmao

Yes.
meme4u:

DIG
meme4u:

motivational words

Lel
vladimirputinwillfuckyouup:

So maybe you heard that my girlfriend Alina Kabaeva is going to become the head of the National Media Group, yes? She is young. And beautiful. And also an ultra flexible gymnast, which is pretty fucking hot, I am not even going to lie. And if you so much as look at her I will have you dragged into the woods and shot. You are looking at her right now, are you not? Goddammit!

vladimirputinwillfuckyouup:

So maybe you heard that my girlfriend Alina Kabaeva is going to become the head of the National Media Group, yes? She is young. And beautiful. And also an ultra flexible gymnast, which is pretty fucking hot, I am not even going to lie. And if you so much as look at her I will have you dragged into the woods and shot. You are looking at her right now, are you not? Goddammit!

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
(Avenue of the Baobabs)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

(Avenue of the Baobabs)

vapormetal:

tumblr be like

i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass

volcainist:



False. No one takes a math test and calls it a paper. Go write your paper you future starbucks manager.

volcainist:

False. No one takes a math test and calls it a paper. Go write your paper you future starbucks manager.